December 2011
Thaaaaaaat voooooooiceeeee
Boooooooooooooooi just mmmmmmmmmmmmmm woooooow loooooooord.
Watchitsatilife:
tastemysole:
crryystal:
popmyoreoooo:
hateaffair:
manilovessprinceton:
mindlesstori:
goodassdick:
deliciouskaek:
hamburgerjack:
kyssthis16:
This parody of a McDonald’s commercial is funny as fuck, you have to watch it.
I gotta reblog this again. NEVER. FORGET.
First of all, the loudness level made my cat’s ears go back. He didn’t know what the FUCK was going...
girls-self-exposed asked: Hey there, I'm in love with beautiful girls like you are and I will be delighted if you want to submit any pic that you like of yourself to my tumblr, just to show the world how pretty you are. Hope to see you soon !
Anonymous asked: whatever nothing to be jealous of. you think you're the shit you really are not
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alexandernevermind
alexandernevermind replied to your post: You’re too wide up top. And you have googly eyes like a pug.
wtf? rude.
If they have to say it anon, it isn’t worth thinking about. Next victim :) lol
Anonymous asked: You're too wide up top. And you have googly eyes like a pug.
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THOSE LITTLE HEIFERS HID MY HEELS
SIX PAIRS OF HEELS
SIX PAIRS
THEY HAD THE NERVE TO COME IN AND SAY “HAHAH WE HID YOUR SHOOOES NOW GO FIND THEMMM”
I SWURR TO GOD IF THEY WERENT LIKE 5 AND IF THEIR DADDIES WERENT GANGSTERS ID BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.
BUT IM SCARED OF THUGS.
FML.
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liltink11
liltink11 replied to your post: And I’ve *edit* decided on New Orleans/ Louisiana for law school no fair i wanna find a law school
Lol I am not in yet, I just have my top city down now. I’ve been looking obsessively for the past couple of days.
And I've *edit* decided on New Orleans/ Louisiana...
I’d like Tulane but if the money is looking right for Loyola you will see me there.
I’m pretty stoked about it
*I’d never settle on New Orleans this is a first choice lol*
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dlwade81
dlwade81 replied to your post: dlwade81 I’m good..still in the country love..enjoying it but i am missing DC..will be here for another day and then its back to bright lights bigger city
Awww okay. I’m sure you’re enjoying that time off though lol. I just got into the city…of the country so at least I have decent enough service to get some web :)
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dlwade81
dlwade81 replied to your post: I’m baaaaaack
missed you too love
How have you been?
I've been sick as a dog
My family has been giving me roots and shit all day.
Have you ever eaten a whole thing of ginger and a glass of warm prune and lemon juice?
Oh you haven’t?
Well don’t, because the shit is gross.
It works, but its gross.
Lordy.
I'm baaaaaack
Kinda :) as long as I keep good service here in Lexington.
I missed y’all…awwww.
My uncle is 55 years old
He has a lung problem now and has to be on a machine to open them back up if he gets too out of breath.
Five minutes ago he was on the machine opening up.
I just passed his ass in the kitchen as he was sitting at the table rolling a damn joint.
I was like unc didn’t you just get off the machine? His words “I gots to live my life guh Jesus loves me.”
I just can’t....
And with that being said, merry Christmas everyone...
:)
I just went to take a shower upstairs had the life...
These fools have chitlins soaking in the bahtub…
Lmao I love my family.
Just because you're 6'6
stevohendrix:
liltink11:
fortheloveofcheeks:
Doesn’t mean i’m short! Lol
Shorter than you yes.
Short , No!
I consider 5’5 and below short
5’6 maybe
But me being 5’8 (5’11 since i wear heels 80% of the time) i don’t see myself as being short lol
Maybe it’s just me
I was never called short till i came to tumblr
i’m short
salty? lol
Pause, when the hell did 5’5 become...
kentucky girls? they're the ones you have to...
So damn happy to be back home in Kentucky.
Yes bring on the fam food booze and boys.
Sample LSAT questions...
discase:
Six people are standing in a straight line to get tickets. Each person is wearing a hat that is either blue, red, yellow, or green. Each person is wearing a coat that is either red, brown, black, or blue. The same colors may not be worn by people standing next to each other. No one can wear a hat and coat that are the same color. The third person in line is wearing a yellow hat and a...
Reblog if you don't have pants on
msstormageddonrulerofall:
dathus:
bigmo74:
Because pants are better on the floor
Does it count if they’re around my knees with my boxers?
Then it only counts halfway
Reblog if you have a fantastic vagina.
reyasunshine:
My Vagina’s actually made out of chocolate and gold.
I run a quality blog
full of absolute nonsense.
Watchintelligentrambling:
chinaija:
She The Wetest In Da Bulding (before it gets deleted from youtube. Classic!)
I’m so mad I couldn’t even get through a full minute. I’M SCREAMING RIGHT NOW!
Lmaooooo
THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!! I was singing this shit for like 2-3 days!!!
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And I leave for Kentucky tomorrow
Anyone who would love to be a texting partner for this 9 hour drive please contact immediately. lol