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The hard dick and basketball shorts struggle.

omaritdavis:

zsram:

chaintooheavy:

rollthenickels:

dad-jr:

rollthenickels:

always hilarious. 

*flips it up into waist band.

wait….guys really do that shit…..

every man instinctively  knows the uptuck

We know the uptuck like we know Major League batting averages and NBA free throw percentages..

#maleproblems.

I buy copious amounts of basketball shorts for my men for this reason.

God. Bless. This.

349 notes / Thursday, March 01, 2012 / 1:27 am

  1. tr3ntly reblogged this from badhorsechorus
  2. badhorsechorus reblogged this from mister-tomato
  3. aprettyoptimisticpessimist reblogged this from badhorsechorus and added:
    even i knew about the uptuck and i’m a girl….
  4. mister-tomato reblogged this from badhorsechorus
  5. augustnotnow reblogged this from badhorsechorus and added:
    Bonersss are hot ;0
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  12. wildathawrt reblogged this from clapsandpraises and added:
    lmfaao i will reblog this everytime it graces my dashboard
  13. marvinjayden reblogged this from ajrfp and added:
    LMFAO at the comment.
  14. dameydame reblogged this from chocolatyshatner
  15. sdfuandlisten reblogged this from poloflavoredcleats and added:
    wondered what that all was about … Interesting
  16. chocolatyshatner reblogged this from chanceofreign and added:
    shit get’s real out here. the waistband is a public boner’s best friend.
  17. fortheloveofjordans reblogged this from its-been-a-good-day
  18. its-been-a-good-day reblogged this from chanceofreign and added:
    #unspokenrulesofmanhood
  19. chanceofreign reblogged this from fightxtoxdream and added:
    why did julian just tell me about the uptuck last week? lmfao
  20. meiskevin reblogged this from santodebased
  21. iamschwallacus reblogged this from fightxtoxdream and added:
    le uptuck. best move in the book
  22. theblacksophisticate reblogged this from omaritdavis and added:
    I don’t know nothin’ about the Major League batting averages or NBA free throw percentages, but I know about the uptuck....
  23. getsomechris reblogged this from fightxtoxdream and added:
    during classes -__-
  24. noonienu reblogged this from fightxtoxdream
  25. clapsandpraises reblogged this from omaritdavis and added:
    I buy copious amounts of basketball shorts for my men for this reason. God. Bless. This.
  26. fightxtoxdream reblogged this from omaritdavis
  27. room2improve reblogged this from vaginafor1000alex
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  29. kianacharnelle reblogged this from neekcooper
  30. keefvanhorn reblogged this from blackrexgrossman and added:
    why u think i wear compression shorts when i play ball? performance? nah
  31. -dangermouse- reblogged this from kidkoni and added:
    my head… Thank you.
  32. poloflavoredcleats reblogged this from moufwerk and added:
    It always comes at the worst possible time.
  33. neekcooper reblogged this from kidkoni and added:
    Its a struggle for us men BUT a thing of beauty to women.