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My dress today, I love it. I love it a lot. Like I said its my favorite color this season.

Shamelessly rebloging myself cause I can. 

62 notes / Wednesday, May 30, 2012 / 7:09 pm

My dress today, I love it. I love it a lot. Like I said its my favorite color this season.

62 notes / Wednesday, May 30, 2012 / 3:40 pm

So I found one of my old favorite dresses that I thought I had left in Chicago, and surprisingly I like the way it fits now that I have gained a few pounds more than back when I was smaller Bravo. (excuse my bright ass bra)

So I found one of my old favorite dresses that I thought I had left in Chicago, and surprisingly I like the way it fits now that I have gained a few pounds more than back when I was smaller

Bravo.

(excuse my bright ass bra)

34 notes / Saturday, May 19, 2012 / 2:13 pm

Happy Mother’s day Ya’ll That’s My momma right there doing her signature dance move in the gold And das me In the corner With the ABC shirt Dancing like a bawse. I had to include a picture with all the women in my life, those that are here and those that aren’t, cause they have all shaped the magnificent lady that graces your dashes every now and then. So to all my Mommas, My Grandmomma (back in the back rest her beautiful soul), Godmomma/Auntie (to the right of momma in the white) And even my crazy ass sissy I give them all a shout out and a cheers. Thank you for every hug, kiss, kind word, argument, ounce of joy, ounce of anger, smack, smile, cry fest to waiting to exhale with pints of ben and jerry’s (bro tomorrow night at 8…) and everything else glorious that y’all have given me and continue to bless me with. Here’s to today, and to many many more. Love, Sloane/Bug

Happy Mother’s day Ya’ll

That’s My momma right there doing her signature dance move in the gold

And das me

In the corner

With the ABC shirt

Dancing like a bawse.

I had to include a picture with all the women in my life, those that are here and those that aren’t, cause they have all shaped the magnificent lady that graces your dashes every now and then. So to all my Mommas, My Grandmomma (back in the back rest her beautiful soul), Godmomma/Auntie (to the right of momma in the white) And even my crazy ass sissy I give them all a shout out and a cheers. Thank you for every hug, kiss, kind word, argument, ounce of joy, ounce of anger, smack, smile, cry fest to waiting to exhale with pints of ben and jerry’s (bro tomorrow night at 8…) and everything else glorious that y’all have given me and continue to bless me with.

Here’s to today, and to many many more.

Love,

Sloane/Bug

4 notes / Sunday, May 13, 2012 / 12:22 am

digitalskullkid: Look at her tonight Hey thats me And that lipstick is NARS pure matte vesuvio its faaaaantastic I want all of them 

digitalskullkid:

Look at her tonight

Hey thats me

And that lipstick is NARS pure matte vesuvio its faaaaantastic I want all of them 

14 notes / Saturday, May 12, 2012 / 1:36 am

Anonymous: you fat as fuck dono why anyone would want to fuck your nasty ass ew

Oh, thanks anon I appreciate it. You happened to catch me in the middle of doing makeup otherwise you’d get my sexy ass face in this too. But I would like to ask that next time you come to my askbox you bring biscuits.

Hatin hos always have to bring biscuits. Its the rules.

18 notes / Wednesday, May 09, 2012 / 5:24 pm

Seriously though can we talk about how freaking regal I was already at age 2 Velvet, burgundy dresses in front of golden fireplaces r u surriouz?  As someone said, yule log realness right thurr. 

Seriously though can we talk about how freaking regal I was already at age 2

Velvet, burgundy dresses in front of golden fireplaces r u surriouz? 

As someone said, yule log realness right thurr. 

14 notes / Friday, May 04, 2012 / 1:09 am

I am super bored. Vodka sucks. At least I had a good boob day.

I am super bored.

Vodka sucks.

At least I had a good boob day.

22 notes / Friday, April 13, 2012 / 9:40 pm

Full name: Sloane Jafalafal
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Birth date:  December
Place of birth: Virginia

Current place of residence: DC
Heritage: I am half black and half fucking fabulous.

Siblings: 5 large black older brothers and one annoying older sister

Religious/Spiritual affiliation: We baptists love our Jeezus
Pets: The men in my life
Marital status: Single
Sexual orientation: I love dick more than I should
Tattoos/piercings:  Ears pierced, I am an angel.
PC or Mac: MAC ATTACK
Mobile phone: IPhone
Do you believe in ghosts? Yes.
Do you believe in UFOs? Shits real.

Abortion: I’d never have one but I’m not gonna tell some other chick what to do with her vajayjay
Death penalty: Yep.

Gay marriage: Everyone should have the ability to be fucking miserable.
Where have you traveled? Everywhere in the South, a couple unfortunate places in the north, The random shit known as Texas, the Midwest and a few places in europe (Portugal, Spain and stuff)
Where else can you be found on the internet? I have babies birthed all around the interwebz

4 notes / Friday, April 13, 2012 / 3:51 am